Comic Sans Font! Crazy challenges! All-white background! THE WORST GAME EVER!!! Are you foolish... I mean, brave enough to take on the challenge? Pledge your allegiance to the evil Dark Lord Critter by proving your ability to follow directions and face (literally) impossible challenges!
Oh, and guess what? You can name your own price! A dollar, fifty dollars, a million dollars; you're a minion because you want to be, not because you have a huge wallet!
The game is one single .exe file, simply save it wherever you want and play it!