Bernie Needs Love is, in essence, a simple and lighthearted platformer in which the player must guide Bernie, a nice but anguished old man chased by death, towards his girlfriend — while avoiding the many hazards of a poorly maintained yet beautiful city and collecting blue 'love-enhancing' pills to make it an extra-special night.
In a time of eye candy and accessibility over gameplay and personality, Bernie Needs Love truly stands out from the crowd with its charming retro graphics, lovingly composed chiptune music, and hardcore difficulty level — which are sure to satisfy players who grew up in the 8-bit era!
INCLUDES DESURA KEY!
We are currently adding features and designing more levels, and we expect to release the full game before April 2014 with 30 challenging stages. For now, if you buy the Windows version, you get a big discount off the full price, immediate access to the current beta, and frequent updates with new levels as we add them along the way.
The installer is very simple and supports both English and Brazilian Portuguese. There is also an uninstaller included for your convenience.
You can also use the key you receive to redeem Bernie Needs Love on Desura.
Windows XP or later / Linux 32-bit (tested on Ubuntu 12.10)
Single core 1.2 GHz processor or faster
512 MB RAM or more